Monday, August 18, 2008

Omnivore's 100

I found this list on my friend's blog. Since I still haven't found a way to get pictures uploaded without a computer, I figured this food list would tide me over. If you ever wanted an in depth look at what I am in to eating, this is for you (and you are a freak).

Copy this to your blog if you want. Bold the things you have eaten and mark the ones that you never will (hopefully there isn't much on that list)

The Cheeese Toast’s Omnivore’s Hundred: I have eaten 75 out of 100. 24 to go since I will never eat roadkill. Ever.

1. Venison - in jerky form and at a casino
2. Nettle tea - It tastes healthy
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare - there really isnt anything better than raw meat
5. Crocodile - only gator and I thought it was gross.
6. Black pudding - in Cardiff for breakfast
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp - I always thought you were supposed to throw those back.
9. Borscht - beets are nature's candy
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho - come on, you can't throw a rock in this city without it landing in a bowl of pho.
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi - potatos and cauliflower, yes please!
15. Hot dog from a street cart - yeah like 3 days ago.
16. Epoisses - Going to have to take care of this one.
17. Black truffle - yum yum yum
18. Fruit wine (not from grapes) - blackberry
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream - it is one of my favorites!!!
21. Heirloom tomatoes - especially love the purple ones.
22. Fresh wild berries–every day.
23. Foie gras - meat butter, need I say more?
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn or head cheese–some people thing head cheese is gross, they are WRONG.
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper–Never done this. I think I am afraid.
27. Dulce de leche - Come on, milk and sugar.
28. Oysters - only like em raw.
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas - used to be my favorite driving snack.
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi - no, salty beverages are not my thing, unless they contain a lot of vodka.
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar - no way, how old am I? 60?
37. Clotted cream tea - I love tea parties.
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O - like jello shots? Hell yes. (so so gross)
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail - this is going to change soon.
41. Curried goat - it was a pleasant surprise.
42. Whole insect - No, but I would try it deep fried.
43. Phaal - Nope, sounds like a gut wrencher.
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu - I have seen the Simpsons.
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel - Now I am craving Unagi.
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin - like a mouth full of ocean flavored jello.
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi - Dad used to keep them in the car as a snack.
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal - this is the grossest thing on the whole list.
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips - Just because they look like chocolate doesn't mean they taste like it.
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads - yum, especially fried.
63. Kaolin - Seriously, I think this is a rock or clay. Why would I eat that?
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs - I want to...I really do.
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake - yes, yes, yes and yes.
68. Haggis - Deep fried at a chippy in Edinburgh. Classic.
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings or andouillette - No, I just don't like intestines that much.
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe - That was one weird night.
74. Gjetost or brunost - I love cheese.
75. Roadkill - What? Really...come on. No no no. This is not even funny.
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini - Proseco, I could drink it all day long.
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky - ever try men's pocky. I got it for Christmas from my cousin one year.
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant. - Priorety one.
85. Kobe beef - Priorety two.
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse –maybe without knowing.
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa - I have had harissa out of can. Is that the same thing?
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor - Never even seen it on a menu. Only in Julia Child's cookbook.
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake - Rattlesnake, but they could have been lying. It tasted like gator.

3 comments:

roderick mcclain said...

i have read all of these posts. nice work here.

roderick

Malarkey said...

Roadkill: Yes. This isn't that unusual in rural areas. Scenario: Driver accidently hits a deer. Phone calls are made, as much meat as possible is harvested from the animal. No waste, or very little. (Must be done as quickly as possible, for obvious reasons.)

Malarkey said...

Oh, also:
Kaolin: ever had Kaopectate?